strawberry shortdick
some freshman at school who brags about having a 10 inch p-n-s, but really its in the 3 inch or less range, and it is also red, small, and shriveled to an almost rectangular little clump around the crotch, resembling a strawberry shortcake.
guy 1: dude, did you hear this guy has got a 10 inch d-ck?!
girl 1: nah, i’ve seen it, he’s got a strawberry shortd-ck.
strawberry shortd-ck: hey guys, who wants some of this 10 inch diiiick.
a guy who has a sleepovers with girls because the parents think he is a f-get, who has a small weiner.
pete pete has sleepovers with girls because he is a strawberry short d-ck.
a ginger with a small d-ck, used primarily as an insult
be quiet “strawberry shortd-ck.”
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