Strawberry Sundae Surprise
noun. the act of biting off your fingernails and taking them and shoving them deep inside your p-n-s, then masturbating ravenously. the jagged edges of the bitten-off nails will inevitably cut up and slice your urethral tract. when your are about to reach climax, you call your significant other over and then c-m into their mouth. the mixture of blood and s-m-n will resemble a strawberry sundae, while of course the fingernails will represent the shredded nuts on a sundae.
” lindsey loves it when tyler gives her a strawberry sundae surprise. she says ” it tastes like the real thing!”.
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