Strawberry Talk
a small talk or chit-chat, usually on the phone or online, that two lovers exchange. the content of these talks is usually of a flattering (though not to say insincere) nature. the two lovers talk of their, well, love for each other and praise one another’s good aspects. these can include (but are not required to have) elements of s-xual suggestion or innuendo.
note: the best friends of the male lover hate these, as they feel it invades on “bro time”. see: bbh
“oh, look, it’s jim on his cell again, having those little strawberry talks with angela. doesn’t he know how gay that makes him?”
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the act of talking someone sweetly, in order to get them on a date, or in bed.
that casanova was in the midst of a strawberry talk, when he turned and said the same thing to another woman!
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