strawllatio
to use one’s mouth and tongue to locate a drinking straw in a gl-ss mimicking the action of oral teasing on a man’s meat stick. usually performed while plastered drunk in a loud dark bar, or for a not so subtle offer of f-ll-t– from one person to the intended recipient.
ex. 1. dude check that guy out, he’s so drunk he gave his drink strawllatio for a minute before he could even take a drink.
ex. 2 guy 1. i think that chick across the bar wants your trouser monster.
guy 2. which one, the blond, how do you know?
guy 1. f-cking yea the blond she’s been staring at you for five minutes, giving her drink strawllatio. go hit that sh-t dumb-ss.
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