Tearjerkation
verb from: tearjerkate. to m-st-rb-t- ferociously using your tears as lubricant.
in a sentence: “patrick tearjerkated for 2 weeks straight after that girl susan stood him up at prom” “tearjerkation is the only way patrick can get off now”
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