stream rider
somebody who lives their life doing everything they see in the mainstream media. whether it’s tanning and shacking up like the people on jersey sh-r- or facebooking tweets and tweeting facebook posts, these people live inside the box.
stream riders are often given this t-tle by morose, ill-mannered hipsters who refuse to “conform to society’s norms”, while ironically they all wear the same type of shirt found at a shirt swap making 80’s era references, smoking constantly and drinking pabst blue ribbon and living off their parents’ money, contributing nothing to society.
female stream rider: hey girl, you totally gotta check the new j biebs single!
female hipster: you are such a stream rider. i gotta blog about this while taking numerous pictures of myself with my polaroid.
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