Streamwood High School
streamwood high school, where to start? the annoying sk-nky freshman that swarm the hallways with their teased extended dead hair and undersized clothing & brains that talk about how great their weekend was cause it was filled with smoking and drinking! cool kids! or should i begin with the soph-m-res that think they’re cool , but really they’re still under cl-ssmen, and they still suck. or wait! the juniors! those c-cky -ss f-ckers that are just so proud that they can drive and go out to party on weekends. or should i just talk about the seniors? no, actually i don’t want to talk about them. no one cares that you’re leaving high school so stop rubbing it in to all of us that have more time in the h-ll hole we attend five days a week. hmmm maybe i’ll just go straight to the pregnant mexicans & sleazy girls that -ssume their “baby daddy” will stay with them forever. we could start anywhere really. there’s really a great variety. the scene little freshman sl-ts, to the ghetto groups (that think they’re in a legitimate gang) of streamwood high. we could go on for hours but i think anyone that would search streamwood high on urbandictionary would know what i’m talking about.
dude: so what school do you go to?
other dude: streamwood high school.
dude: wow, that must suck.
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