Street furniture
all the cr-p you need when you go out: hat, sungl-sses, dog, bag, phone, drugs, coat, gloves, scarf, condoms,keys, comb, etc.
woman: “will you hurry up – we’re going to be late.”
man: “hang on while i get my street furniture”
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