street wise professor


a street wise professor is like an o.g. but still on the streets doing what they have done for years. they are usually punks who have been around the scene to d-mn long. so they end up teaching the younger generations how and why they do what they do.
any time i am stuck in a town on business i find the street wise professor to let me know whats up.

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