Streetsketball


an urban version of basketball characterized by complete disregard for any rules, the widespread use of a plethora of weapons, and the extremely high chance of bodily injury and/or death. often played under the influence of any number of controlled substances. takes its name from the location where it is most often played, the streets.
“yo dawg, you up for some streetsketball?”
“fo sho, just let me grab my 9 back at my crib.”

“yo, you hear bout that streetsketball game last night?”
“yeah, jamal got shanked on a lay-up.”

“why is there a tennis squeegee on that basketball court?”
“bro, that’s a streetsketball court. it’s for the blood.”

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