Stress-blank
when stress from being put on the spot causes a momentary and inexplicable, lapse of memory, making the victim seem somewhat b-mbling and foolish.
possible future boss: so eloise, it says here you have worked at some other law firms, may i ask which ones?
eloise: umm.. ahh.. i swear i’m not lying… it was a big one… i’m sorry im having a stress-blank!
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