Stress Tea

a form of tea that is drunk by beatrice middleton when she is stressed or tired. it’s made of lavender and chamomile flowers, steeped in a pot of hot water. used to treat stressful situations due to her recent coaching.
beatrice: hey you all. do you want some stress tea? i just made a whole big pot full.

opal: sure, i’ve been really stressed. ed’s been nagging me all day long. oh, the nerve of that man!

liv: (crying and screaming) oh, that benjamin!! he’s gonna get it when i get with done, oh my g-d!!

beatrice: liv, what in the world did he do?

liv: he’s hogging that benmobile again! he’s always on that thing.

bryant: (with red fire coming out of his eyes, yelling) shut up! this is just too much. just drink the stress tea and be done with it!

beatrice: (laughing at bryant) good one! spoken like a true coach. (hands bryant a stress tea) here’s to non-stressed grandmas everywhere!

bryant: skal! (norwegian saying for ‘cheers’)

liv: thanks, maybe i should give this to ben. he’ll love it, too.

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