Stressed


a mental block that clouds your brain when people p-ss the f-ck out of you, and all you can think about is beating the living soul outta them. when you eat sooo much you undergo a transformation of becoming fatt, yes, big belly fat, and u start having amnesia about the normal duties of life like showering.

a good scenario would be going to a f-cked up school with f-cked up people, and when you dont get enough time to study you have to stress about pretending to be sick or actually getting urself sick so you dont have to go to school the next day.
girl: “omfggg i need to beat the cr-p out of the guy who threw that cr-p at me!!!im stressed!!!!”

guy who threw cr-p: here! let me throw another one at you!!!!!

girl: ahhhhh

the guy unfortunately gets beaten up reallll good!
what can i say? stress some1 out like that and this is whatcha get!!
what you would say to a person who something hilarious happened to. that is not funny for the other person.
guy #1: dude! i just made out with a guy! >:(

guy #2: stressed! lmf– xd

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