stressturbate
the act of masturbating in order to alleviate stress. normally, stressturbating is directly influenced by a recent event or action which has caused one great stress.
i.e. heavy schoolwork, a cr-p job, relationship troubles
guy 1: “g-d d-mn i had so much work today. stressturbating never felt so great”
guy 2: “yeah, i know what you mean. i sressturbated 3 times the other day. it’s like all my troubles had vanished”
guy 1: “i love to stressturbate”
guy 2: “me too, me too”
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