stretch armstrong

a guy who has a p-n-s that is smaller than average while flaccid, but larger than average while erect.
i thought he had a tiny c-ck until he got hard. when i saw how big it was then, i realized he was a stretch armstrong.
a great hardcore band that has its roots in both the punk and metal.
a person who occupies other’s personal sp-ce in a rude way.

this is a direct -ssociation with the word “stretch” (reaching sp-ce not normally reachable) and an advert i saw in a brazilian comics magazine of a rubber toy called “stretch armstrong”. had the ability to stretch his limbs.
that stretch armstrong just took my place in the queue!
to jerk off, to m-st-rb-t-.
i’m just going to go in the bedroom and stretch armstrong.
the gay toy with a plastic head and a rubber suit thats filled w/ some f-kin nasty gooey stuff, and when u try to stretch it too far, it explodes and hardens over all of ur things.
i was playing with my stretch armstrong when it pop and got its goop sh-t in my eye, causing temporary blindness and extreme pain
remember how stretch armstrong worked? getting a stretch armstrong is when your lame -ss gets totally crucified by your sister in fantasy football so bad that it feels like she pulled your arms out of the socket until the icky goo inside you oozed out.
wow! adam’s sister really gave him a stretch armstrong this week…117 to 49! what a pickle smoocher!
when you are doing a girl, you pick her up by her b–bs and then swing her around
i started giving my b-tch a stretch armstrong and she threw up all over me.