Stretchin’
to be f-ckin b-tches
“yo d how you doin”
“yeah bro you know i be stretchin
1. to exaggerate to a great extent.
2. to tell a great lie.
1. – last night i smoked this blunt, it had to be a ounce.
– now your stretchin’.
2. – man i f-cked the hottest chick ever last night.
– man your way too stretchin’.
#lie #exaggerate #way too #make up #pretend
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