stretching wookie
when a girl’s p-ssy is extremely hairy and her beef curtains are extremely big at the same time. it usually smells funny too; like a wet dog.
“oh man i was gonna bang her last night but she had the biggest stretching wookie, dude. it was the grossed thing i’d ever seen so i high tailed the f-ck outta there.
when her p-ssy is extremely hairy and so loose that it sags and looks like a wookie. it also smells like wet dog.
“yeah i was totally gonna bang her last night but she had a stretching wookie man. i got the f-ck out of there. it was so gross.
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