String my Racket
the act of running ones tongue back and forth on the perineum(taint) from the bottom of the v-g-n- to the -n-s.
“rob couldn’t make up his mind if he wanted to eat my p-ssy or give me a rim job and decided to string my racket.”
a phrase that doesn’t make sense unless actually talking about stringing a tennis racket, but sounds dirty and makes for great conversations
“hey ashley, you wanna swing by my house later and string my racket?”” sure andy, i’ll string your tennis racket anyday! just tell me when & where”
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