strip club prices


ridiculously high drink prices at poser dance clubs and bars. through these prices and other means, clubs and bars try desperately to create a chic, trendy, s-x-and-the-city-type vibe, but ironically end up mimicking strip clubs (where the captive audience allows a $3.50 beer to be sold for $10).

establishments charging strip club prices are often home to $20 covers on weeknights, ghb, and enough guidos wearing half-b-ttoned shiny-colored shirts and gold chains (tangled in sweater vest of chest hair) to start a serious grease fire.
“hey, how much did you pay for that bud light?”

“$10.50”

“sh-t, those are some strip club prices”

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