stripotle
the act of performing a strip tease for a significant other in a chipotle bathroom.
sean: yo. where are paul and latisha? there burritos are getting cold?
deon: sh-t! they been in the bathroom for like 10 minutes.
mark: f-ck… latisha is probably working out a stripotle on that fool!
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