stripper glitter
one potential side effect of receiving a lap dance. after a lap dance the stripper’s makeup, scent, and glitter are all transferred to your clothes and body. impossible to remove in less than 24 hours.
rod: want to hit up a strip club, maybe flashdancers or new century?
brock: can’t bro.
rod: c’mon, chicks give full-contact lap dances. awesome.
brock: not gonna happen. if i come home covered in stripper glitter again the girlfriend will freak.
rod: you suck.
a synonym for crabs
d-mn, i think that b-tch burned me with her stripper glitter!
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