stroflex
stroflex –
pr-nunciation – /stroh-fleks/
proper noun –
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noun –
the action or state of stroflexing
verb –
to subtly contract any upper body muscle group within a corporate work environment while walking, sitting in a conference room, pacing in an office, or washing hands at the bathroom sink. popularly utilized muscle groups include, but are not limited to, deltoids, pectoralis major, trapezius, and biceps. although popular held beliefs deny the possibility, it is feasible to stroflex the gluteous maximus group as well.
origin – stems from the last name strobeck
anyone happen to see john stroflexing while making that grilled chicken salad yesterday when he slowly poured the cuc-mber ranch dressing? that man has skillz.
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