strohschein
getting out of a lazy -ss job to go to a prestigous school, failing out of that school and returning to your lazy -ss job with a complete bullsh-t excuse.
dude 1: dude, did you hear about cpl smith? he got accepted to officer candidate school!
dude 2: bullsh-t, i bet hes gonna pull a strohschein. he’ll be back in a month.
a pathetic, sackless excuse for a man. usually found with black eyes after arguments with women.
“get the f-ck over here and do this you little strohschein”
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