stroking the magic dragon


a slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure
i woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly i was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them
stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person
i woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor

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