stroking the puppy


a euphemism for female masturbation, often accompanied with the words “squatting down” in front of it.
dylan: she was squatting down, stroking the puppy!
grace: holy sh-t, right in the park in front of everyone?
h-m-s-xual s-x act, the two b-tt cheeks being the puppy, the insertion of the p-n-s into the r-ct-m, missionary is stroking.
a”i heard john’s cl-ssical overture last knight”
b”oh really, and did it please you”
a”for a moment, although most of the fingering sounded as if he’d been stroking the puppy”
b”sticky fingers”
a”indeed”

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