Strong Bad
possibly the most awesome guy on the internet today, strong bad is a short, chubby guy with a mexican luchadore mask with a blue gem that uncaps things (including removing hats) and a liking for pastries. he commits crimes and capers that usually fail with his partner, the cheat. he has two brothers, strong mad and strong sad, which look nothing like each other or strong bad himself, for some reason. strong bad hails from parts unknown, and recieved the egg containing the cheat by losing a ten-step footrace to homestar runner. most importantly, he answers actual emails on homestarrunner.com, and hilarity ensues. plays very bad prank calls on marzipan and draws a notebook paper comic called teen girl squad.
“on a scale from one to awesome, i’m super-great.”-strong bad
one of the most influential figures of internet cartoons. also the inventor of such characters as trogdor and the award-winning independant comic: “teen girl squad”
-i totally love strongbad. he’s my idol
the embodyment of manliness. calls everyone cr-p and has -ssistant named the cheat. has brother named strong sad and another named strong mad. homestar runner’s arch rival.
“why you lazy cr-p for cr-p!” strong bad
a character on homestarrunner.com, who wears a wrestling mask and has boxing gloves for hands. he answers weekly e-mails with flash cartoons. the creator of among many other inst-tutions, teen girl squad and trogdor, the burninator. and, may i say, he is extremely attractive.
strong bad floats my boat.
only the awesomest guy to ever type with boxing gloves.
“dear strongbad…”
he defines awesome
seriously…
the real reason you are here.
even though you may not know it yet.
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