stroodle the noodle
this is a type of person who likes to get all the ladies. he has short brown hair and brown eyes. he likes the colors black and blue. all in all, he is a bad-ss motherf-cker who likes swimming and will eat your p-ssy and anything else you give him. loves s-x.
“wow that guy is such a stroodle the noodle”
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