stroopwaffled
verb. an inadequate gesture of compensation made by a company with monopoly on a service. gesture has the opposite intended effect and draws negative attention to it’s sh-tty business practices.
i just paid $2000 dollars for an eight hour flight to hawaii. the airline stroopwaffled me. all i got was some lousy wasabi rice crackers.
verb. past tense. the half-hearted attempt to buy someone’s love with a lousy act or gift. viewed as insulting by the intended recipient.
root. complaints of loss of free meal on an eight hour, $2000 flight is countered by unnamed airline through an offering of stroopwaffles and wasabi rice cracker snacks for customers to “indulge in”.
last night, joe’s s-xual advances were rebuffed by his wife. he was stroopwaffled when she offered a handjob instead. she fell asleep before he could finish.
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