strudel noodle
when your d-ck gets covered in that reddish-pink glaze after s-xing up your girl while she’s on the crimson tide.
keith: “sh-t, what’s all over my d-ck?”
becca: “don’t worry babe. it’s just my uterus sluffing off its walls, my egg, and your j-zz. you’ve got strudel noodle!”
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