Strukus


the act of ceremonially inflicting damage on ones own genitals in order to gain rank among a group of peers
ben performed strukus with a hammer yesterday and is now the head of accounting. the previous head of accounting died as a result of his injuries from his own strukus where he had used scorpions as the key element.

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    an annoying person who is covered in spots look at stubing what an idiot

  • Struz'n

    when ones nipples protrude from their normal flaccid state, and form long, erect shafts that can be seen through the t-shirt. sh-tf-ck man, i’m struz’n! this guy right here, he’s struz’n.

  • stuck in the doorjam

    someone who is confused about their s-xuality andy is stuck in the doorjam, why won’t he just come out of the closet.

  • studderfuck

    when you have s-x with, a person that studders, or a person has s-x with you, and you have a studder. you :” dude, i totally had s-x with that chick who studders!” otherguy: “oh man, you had your first studderf-ck!”

  • Stuffage

    better way of saying “stuff.” that website has a lot of cool stuff-ge on it. a large quant-ty of -ssorted, well, stuff. nice way of saying “that’s a lot of s—“. (looking in your buddy’s garage that his wife is making him clean out.) “boy that’s a lot of stuff-ge to move….”


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