strum the prawn


strumming the prawn is when you’ve been on a 3 day bender and you and your mates fancy a kfc on the scagged sunday evening, then some sted head lad with a fake tan invites you to the disabled toilet and proceeds to ferociously pet your mary (prawn) with greasy chicken fingers.
troy quigley
he’s taking that girl to the bed.
the lads: strum the prawn.

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