Strumen’
verb. any s-xual act involving an instrument.
male:
“ever since i found that sweet clarinet outside my shed, i can’t stop strumen’ it with my cack!”
female:
“tonight i’m going to light some candles, play some soft music, and spend the night strumen’ with my harmonica.”
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