strumptating


(to ‘strumptate’or strumptation) excretion of a substance from the strumpet glands located in between ones -ss cheeks. known as liquid sl-t, used in shaman medicines for turning women into prost-tutes for ones personal use. can be excreted if one is aroused.
“that women is strumptating all over my couch”.

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