strunken
the dutch word for being drunk and stoned together, the only country in the world that has a definition of both activities in one word.
“oh nancy, i’m so strunken right now!!”
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the state of being smashed, hammered and r-t-rded from the over consumption of alcohol neal was so smamtarded last night, he hooked up with that whale that girl sent a ten second projectile of barf all over my house. she was smamtarded.
- smashed pineapple
as you can imagine, pretty f-cking ugly. no way mate, she’s got a face like a smashed pineapple!
- Smash your face drunk
when you get so drunk that you wake up with a smashed face, unaware of the fact that you may have got beaten up, but in reality while puking out of a cab you fell over and smashed your face on the pavement. lets get the level riiiiight below smash your face drunk!
- smegondiment
the dried crusty substance at the opening of a ketchup or mustard bottle. ewwww, some smegondiment just fell into your fries man.
- smellygoatfish
smells badly. wears green and brown sweatervests part goat part fish cats dislike “smellygoatfish” holly corn on the cob also sholroast deisel