stuarts mum


a mum that takes stuart to the movies or any other place on an occasion. stuarts mum is a mum that will allow stuart to do n e thin, watch any movie aslong as it with her.

there could also be a stuart item, staurt n e thin. something that stuart has is a stuart item which is declared after stuart has bought or purchased the item or product.

friend: do u want to come for mi 20th birthday on da wkend?

stuart: yeah sure

day of party….

ringing stuart…party alreadi started

friend:hey stuart where are you??…arent you comin??

stuart: sorry im busy!

friend: i thought you said you could make it??

stuart: yeah sorry i forgot i had to go to the cinemas with my mum.

friend: wats rong wit u i told you two wks earlier, plus im turnin 20…20 man, i cant believe your not here.

stuart: sorry..maybe next time!

friend: theres no nxt time for a 20th or fo any otha age!

stuart: oh wel…

friend: what you mean ohh wel..far-out!

hung up………

stuarts mum is a mum that is……. lol

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