STUB ONE’S TOE


the application of an exorbitant quant-ty of cologne to one’s body, thus making one smell like a french harlot. the implication being that when one has taken the cap off of a cologne bottle, he must have stubbed his toe, thus causing him to spill a sh-t load of it on his body as if he took a bath in the stuff.
did you smell jake this morning? the sumb-tch must have “stubbed his toe.”

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