stubbies


short australian shorts that define the typical aesthetic of the true blue aussie bloke.
also: bottles of beer.
” ya wanna goi with caans or stubbies mate?? ”
” aww, les goi with tha stubbies mate. hey….nice pair of stubbies ya got there..”
375ml bottle of beer, usualyl bought in a case or carton or slab of 24.
hey wanna go halves in a carton for this party
short-shorts that were popular in new zealand. were made famous by the nz l&p ads. have a tiny pocket for keys at the front!
“oh man this is the life! just maxin’ at the bbq in my stubbies!”

a guy who is not well endowed
“uhh hey there stubby.. u want me to do wat??”
soon to be ex-wife/husband. used to identify the person you are divorcing. from the acronym stbe (soon to be ex).
my divorce was very amicable until my stubby hired a lawyer.
a short, fat, neckless beer bottle(355ml). was the standard until the seventies in canada, when the american tallboys replaced them. currently in a renaissance with some brick beers, red cap and the jamican beer red stripe. (the frech beer boris may come in a neckless bottle, but they are too small to be true stubbies)
“if we’re going on a roadtrip we should get a pack of stubbies, they take up less room”
american kid “what the f-ck is wrong with you’re beer bottle.”
canadian kid “its a stubby, you yankee tw-t”
someone with small(microscopic) manhood
look at that guy. you can tell he’s stubby.

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