Stubhub Roulette
the process of travelling to an event without tickets, with the hope that you can find cheap tickets after last-minute price drops on stubhub. this may also require commandeering a printer from a nearby hotel, kinkos, or random office building.
dude a: hey duder, want to go to the solar bears game tonight?
dude b: ehh maybe, traffic is going to suck. where are your seats?
dude a: don’t have them yet, going to play stubhub roulette 5 minutes before game time.
dude b: $1 tickets? f-ck yeah
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