stuccies


a word r-t-rded c-ke dealers text you at 5 in the godd-mn morning to see if you want to buy drugs. they for some reason think you know what it means even though n-body knows what it means especially not you. because even though you snort occasionally you’re not a lifeless f-ckwat and you have a job and want some motherf-cking sleep.
“stuccies”
“what?”
“i got fie jollies”
“it’s 5 am, you r-t-rd. i don’t want cocaine.”

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