stuck elevator repair
when a man is f-cking a girl but his d-ck is too big, resulting in his p-n-s getting stuck inside a girls v-g-n-. they must then walk awkwardly to the garage, take out a chainsaw and saw his p-n-s off at the point it enters the v-g-n-.
friend 1: hey where were you the past week at work? boss is mad.
friend 2: sorry i had to make a stuck elevator repair and ended up in the emergency room. i went from a jake to a 2 inch d-ck.
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