Student Loan
n – a mystical transaction in which a student and/or parent subjects themselves to financial slavery (indentured servitude) for the foreseeable future.
tim: hey, i just got approved for a student loan!
fred: want to go to taco bell?
tim: sorry, i just took out a student loan.
the interest rate is 2.4%, but they make most of their money by f-cking you over with charges.
don’t get a student loan; the dirty c-nts will f-ck you right over.
the easiest way to get money for a new dvd player or a computer. usually around .1% interest over 600 years.
man, i just bought a blow up doll with my student loan!
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