stugg

something that is outragious and cool at the same time.
your hair is the stugg man
an unwelcome organic object or bolus discovered in ones drink.
“for f-ck sake i’ve been stugged!.”

“and i was like, sh-t, that’s the biggest stugg i’ve ever seen. i need a new drink now.”

“seriously guys, who the f-ck put that stugg in my drink!?you really are a bunch of stugging b-st-rds.”

“get your c-ck out my drink you drunk stuggin’ c-nt!”

“yeah, it was cray, i swallowed an ultra spicy stugg in hitech city, hyderabad. i was crying through my backflaps for days.”

“what is that little bit of..green…no brown…uuuurrrgghh its a bit of stugg!!” -splashes drink in friends face-

“all i was doing was chilling under a tree, when a bird shat a gurt big stugg right into my drink.”

“i was enjoying the s-x show, next thing i know i’ve got a dirty stugg in my pint.”

“the guy loved chewing on newly-found stugg, he was a stuggmuncher.”
something you are nervous about that you can’t talk about.
guy: i’m so stugg right now…
girl: well if you can’t talk about it don’t bring it up…

girl 1: i’m really stugg, should i tell him i like him?
girl 2: well wait until you’re not as stugg.
a twig firmly stuck in the ground.
i almost tripped on that huge stugg back there.