Stump Baby


a child that is conceived without penetration; specifically the father’s s-m-n is placed in his hand and “patted” into the mother’s v-g-n- with an open-palmed slapping motion.
did you hear about naladude? i hear he was a stump baby and that is why his parents exchange looks of knowing sadness and pity after everything he says.

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