stump breaking


when an individual living the state of texas, stand upright on a tree stump so as to position his groinal area close to and engage in a s-xual manifestation of penile nastiness with a cow.
my p-n-s is covered in fly larva because of my promiscuous actions while stump breaking last weekend.

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