stump fuck


to engage in s-xual intercourse using one’s amputated limb (usually the leg) to penetrate some bodily orifice.
she said she was down for some kinky sh-t, so i took off my prosthetic leg and stump f-cked her.
to have intercourse with an amputee.
i stumpf-cked betty. she has no d-mn legs.
person who has nothing better to do but to f-ck stumps of trees, body parts, or anything else that can be a stump. general loser. also can be a tree-hugger.
“listen stumpf-ck, go back and f-ck a tree.”
amputeed
the act of f-cking someones stump once you have chopped off their head

off the mighty boosh
i chopped his head off and f-cked his stump, therefore i did a stump f-ck
a technique used to f-ck a large farm animal in a cleared field.
after looking into no. 29’s big brown eyes i knew i would have to take her out of the barn and stumpf-ck her.

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