Stump fucking
when you either have intercourse with the stump of a tree. or when you decapitate someone and have intercourse with their bl–dy stump.
“i’ve just stump f-cked that old lady”
“golly gosh thats an attractive looking willow, i wanna stump f-ck it”
“not now hunny, i’m stump f-cking, i’ll f-ck you later”
having any form of s-x with an amputee. this can involve, but is not limited to:
v-g-n-l-penile intercourse with a woman no legs.
inserting your handless stump into some ho’s cooch.
two multiple amputees atempting to have s-x (otherwise known as log-rolling)
yo guys, what would be worse, stump f-cking a b-tch with no arms, or no legs?
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