Stump Grinding
having s-x with a man with a small p-n-s, usually as the only alternative to a night alone.
joan was happy to leave the club with john, but when they got to his place and disrobed, she decided that a night of stump grinding was better than going home.
vigorous b-mping and grinding of at least two v-g-n-s
i bet those chicks just got done stumpgrinding
1) when a girl is grinding on a guy with man parts that are short and fat. see chode
2) an action that is performed by a lawn maintenance specialist.
1) did you hear about amy? i heard she went stump grinding last night!
2) my trees all died and i had to cut them down. i’m going to call that stump grinding company now.
severe constipation and the noises that come with it. oftentimes, the straining makes one sound like a stump grinder.
man, louis was definitely stump grinding yesterday. he was in the can for an hour and i could hear him all the way down the hall.
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