Stumped
cought unaware, ignorant
origin: derived from the ball game, cricket. first used in india in the mid 1990s.
in the moment of -rg-sm,
monica: will you marry me?
clinton: i am stumped!!!
teacher: what is the capital of north korea?
student: i am stumped!!!
during a road show,
tv channel reporter: you will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
mr. cricket fan: (excited) yes! i am ready!
tv channel reporter: okay tell me – who is the wicket-keeper of kenya???
fan: (f-cked up) i am stumped!!!
a term used to describe having s-x with an amputee.
man1:hey how did your date with heather go?
i stumped her!
to be very foolish
chris: yo i told dat gurl last nite i aint want her,, and she qotta be stumped cuzz she styll didnt qet me.
the dismemberment of every limb
the black knight in the film, monty python and the holy grail gets stumped after king arthur defeats him in a fight
the act of going out & buying a tree, letting it grow for a few years & then cutting it down to the stump just went when it gets large enough for personal use. then bring home a bangin’ girl that will fit on the stump & f-ck her all night
morgan: are you gonna get stumped tonight heather?
heather: only if you do it with me!
being dismembered of every limb
the black knight in the movie, monty python and the holy grail gets stumped after king arthur defeats him in a fight
a cross between “stoked” and “pumped.”
frank: are you ready for this game?
leon: h-ll yeah! i’m so f-cking stumped, man!
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