Stumper


a woman so ugly that you would cut your arm off if she was sleeping on it so that you would not have to wake her up.
i pulled a right stumper last night… etc
collective noun: referring to a group of little people. (midgets for the uncouth). “a stumper of midgets”
a stumper of midgets jumped a tranny on the jerry springer show when she (he, it) told them size does matter.
stumper: someone who deliberatley tries to force another peron into an awkward situation; involving that second person’s lack there of/ not existent intelligence.
morgan: “i see you are reading a book marlene”

marlene: “no morgan. that’s a picture frame. nice one”

morgan: “was that really nec-ssary? g-d, you little stumper.”
group of midgets
look at those stumpers, they are so short…i’d like to kick them.

Read Also:

  • friendrawr

    originates from the word “winrawr” one who wins, or to win. friendrawr is the mutual win of two friends. they both win because they are two awesome people that have each other for an awesome friend. lexi: i love eggdrop soup. zane: really? me too! no one else i know likes it. lexi: sweet! we […]

  • Got Pikachu'd

    when you p-ss on an electric fence, and your p-n-s gets shocked. man 1: ah! my p-n-s! the pain! man 2: did you pee on the electric fence? man 1: yes man 2: you just got pikachu’d ! 1. originating shortly after the released of the game super smash bros. melee (and resurfacing after the […]

  • crater-faced cunt

    another euphemism for the pork orc. in other words, an unwashed belligerent liar one must work for. zeke: i had to work through my lunch hour because betsy thinks i came in an hour late. clem: crater-faced c-nt.

  • Gouch War

    verb. when two or more friends stick there hands on there gouch and attempt to smack the others in the face. very violent and can sometimes be very dangerous and smelly. a: “what you doing with ur hand in your pants?” b: “just scratching myself dude” a: “oh okay yeah cool, f-g” b: “gouch war […]

  • Promster

    promster is another word for the most amazing person in the general discussion forums of gaia online. he mixes trolling with actual gding and is loved by most promster trolled me, but then he made me a sign saying sorry


Disclaimer: Stumper definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.