stumpus


stumpus is out lord and savior who will guide us to his home universe through the dark voids of sp-ce, once we reach his home universe he will make us immortal and we will all sit together at his table and eat stumpus fruit.
our great lord and savior stumpus will grant us with enough stumpus fruit to enlighten us in his holy ways.

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